The Seinfeld Chronicles

  • GEORGE: What is Holland?JERRY: What do you mean, ‘what is it?’ It’s a country right next to Belgium.GEORGE: No, that’s the Netherlands.JERRY: Holland *is* the Netherlands.GEORGE: Then who are the Dutch?JERRY: You know I cannot stand this thing anymore.GEORGE: I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out of work porn star.JERRY: I told you, we should have taken some kind of vacation.GEORGE: Well why didn’t we?JERRY: Because you said this would be better. Remember? A vacation from ourselves. That’s what you said.GEORGE: What if we grew muttonchops?JERRY: No.GEORGE: Buzz cuts? Parachute pants!JERRY: Stop it, George. Stop it. I’m sorry, you’ve gotta get a job.GEORGE: Dammit.
  • GEORGE: What is Holland?
    JERRY: What do you mean, ‘what is it?’ It’s a country right next to Belgium.
    GEORGE: No, that’s the Netherlands.
    JERRY: Holland *is* the Netherlands.
    GEORGE: Then who are the Dutch?
    JERRY: You know I cannot stand this thing anymore.
    GEORGE: I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out of work porn star.
    JERRY: I told you, we should have taken some kind of vacation.
    GEORGE: Well why didn’t we?
    JERRY: Because you said this would be better. Remember? A vacation from ourselves. That’s what you said.
    GEORGE: What if we grew muttonchops?
    JERRY: No.
    GEORGE: Buzz cuts? Parachute pants!
    JERRY: Stop it, George. Stop it. I’m sorry, you’ve gotta get a job.
    GEORGE: Dammit.

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